
Benzii: compuuteerr loooveee
DJ: shutt upp fooo
Benzii: shhoobydoobop doodoobop I wanna luh you
DJ: shhhhhhhhhh
Benzii: happy birthday :* :* :*
DJ: its past my bday
Benzii: Merry new yearr
DJ: go in ur cell n sleep it off
Benzii: Im not in Jail im on the road
DJ: sleep it off sheeesh
Benzii: Shhh
DJ : yu shhhhhhhh
Benzii: No you shhhhhhhhh
DJ: jello my kind sir?!
Benzii: Yes my lady
DJ: fuk yu doing in my house eatin a big as sandwich !
Benzii: ……im sending u to the physco ward. Get in the car bitch.
DJ: fuk yu! get my jello outa the freg
Benzii: eat my dusttt
DJ: thats all yu are is dustt
Benzii: Stardust. i make your wildest dreams come alive
DJ: FALSE ur krazii o.o
Benzii: takes one to know one
DJ: shhush dust mite!
Benzii: you shhh termite!
DJ: ill infect ur computer
Benzii: with kisses? :3
DJ: nooo! with lil bugs that eat ur memory
Benzii: Gtfo. why u always wanna do something to my pc?
DJ: get off the road!
Benzii: get out my way!!!!
DJ: you get out my way foo!
Me: hell nah im the muthafukin boss round hur
DJ: shut choo ass up
dj: soo..wuzz upp
benzii : oo! today i went to a chinese buffet..and im stuffed >.< oh, and i tried a raw baby squid too. too spicy for me tho..
dj: ewwww 0.0
benzii: what u mean ew?
dj: u ate a live baby
benzii: wat?! no i didnt! it wasnt live, nor a baby! it was raw squid ARGH..?!?
dj: it was a baby >.<!! u ate himm or herr…evil o.o
benzii: it wasnt a baby!!!!!
dj: blahh o.o that was problly my long lost kuzzo -_-
benzii: CUZZO?! hows that?!
dj: idk us asians have weirdo family ties >.<
benzii: o snap! in that case i had sushi, muscles, soup and alota other stuff
dj: O.O hmm i bet!! should have tried the dragon tail
benzii: i did, but i like the crunchy shrimp better..
dj: you ate grandpa’s tail >.<! FFUUUUU!!
benzii: FFFUUUU!!
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BenZii.Mercedes!: i hate horoscopes :(
tokyo.injection: o.o kuzz they lie
BenZii.Mercedes!: bye
BenZii.Mercedes!: no, cuz they always tell me
BenZii.Mercedes!: good hopefull things that
BenZii.Mercedes!: i look forward to, but they never happen 4 me, they happen 4 every other capricorn in the fucking world
BenZii.Mercedes!: and im so stupid i still read em anyway
BenZii.Mercedes!:
tokyo.injection: o.o itss not reall stop readin dat crapp >.<! be bak ina few hours
BenZii.Mercedes!: im gona go somewhere and cry now, sleep well nite.
BenZii.Mercedes!: ima be gone after tomorrow. i wont b back anytime soon
tokyo.injection: o.o hell u goin
BenZii.Mercedes!: hospital
tokyo.injection: she has to stay in after o.o
BenZii.Mercedes!: ya. for the weekend
BenZii.Mercedes!: <- i am actually sad. :( *crying*
tokyo.injection: awww well ill be for uuu !
BenZii.Mercedes!: no u wont :(
BenZii.Mercedes!: …..
tokyo.injection: ya i will o.o
BenZii.Mercedes!: how do i know ur not jk
BenZii.Merce
ME: *daydreams* d[-_-]b <— headphones
YOU: o.o you need people like me
ME: what makes you say that
YOU: so you can point ur fingers an say thats the bad guy
ME:
lol wha? & why would i do that to ppl like you?
YOU:
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ME: *gasp* aww <3 lol *blushing* thnk u
YOU: oops i ment 
ME: thnk u <3 lol