
Benzii: compuuteerr loooveee
DJ: shutt upp fooo
Benzii: shhoobydoobop doodoobop I wanna luh you
DJ: shhhhhhhhhh
Benzii: happy birthday :* :* :*
DJ: its past my bday
Benzii: Merry new yearr
DJ: go in ur cell n sleep it off
Benzii: Im not in Jail im on the road
DJ: sleep it off sheeesh
Benzii: Shhh
DJ : yu shhhhhhhh
Benzii: No you shhhhhhhhh
DJ: jello my kind sir?!
Benzii: Yes my lady
DJ: fuk yu doing in my house eatin a big as sandwich !
Benzii: ……im sending u to the physco ward. Get in the car bitch.
DJ: fuk yu! get my jello outa the freg
Benzii: eat my dusttt
DJ: thats all yu are is dustt
Benzii: Stardust. i make your wildest dreams come alive
DJ: FALSE ur krazii o.o
Benzii: takes one to know one
DJ: shhush dust mite!
Benzii: you shhh termite!
DJ: ill infect ur computer
Benzii: with kisses? :3
DJ: nooo! with lil bugs that eat ur memory
Benzii: Gtfo. why u always wanna do something to my pc?
DJ: get off the road!
Benzii: get out my way!!!!
DJ: you get out my way foo!
Me: hell nah im the muthafukin boss round hur
DJ: shut choo ass up
Chico: Sooo Benzii, how do u feel about Wiz Kahifah?
Benzii: oh he’s cool. skinny as hell like a skeleton kinda scary to look at. but he’s good
DJ: …
Chico: alrigghtt..Benziii, how do u feel about OWGKTA? this is the winner take all question..
me: oh i like them..they cool
[ ** CLICK **]
[ 2 MINUTES LATER]
Benzii: WHOEVER THE HELL HUNG UP ON ME BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW KAN;KAWN;FLASNF;LASNFLA;SNALSDNGLJSVNJlnjaljsdnkjcasd;janvksjnvajaksjdnajs
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KAN;KAWN;FLASNF;LASNFLA;SNALSDNGLJSVNJlnjaljsdnkjcasd;janvksjnvajaksjdnajs
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KAN;KAWN;FLASNF;LASNFLA;SNALSDNGLJSVNJlnjaljsdnkjcasd;janvksjnvajaksjdnajs
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KAN;KAWN;FLASNF;LASNFLA;SNALSDNGLJSVNJlnjaljsdnkjcasd;janvksjnvajaksjdnajs
jjdkajsvkjdvjsvdsjnvakjnvaksjdnjknkjnsjddjkajsnjsksjdnaksjnfkjrkjfn ajsdowpeijijr
OR DONT CALL ME CUZ THAT SHIT AINT COOL AND I DONT APPRICIATE IT!!
Chico: ………………sorry. o_o
Dj: dude, if she keeps yelling just hang up on her. -_-
[benzii showed a random sexy asian male picture to dj]
TokYo. .DJ: u kno dam well that ant me
BenZii.Mercedes!: DAMN RITE!!
BenZii.Mercedes!: LMAO
BenZii.Mercedes!: LORD PLEASE LET THAT DUDE IN THA PIC B MINE SUM DAY..
TokYo. .DJ: trust me its neva gonna happen xD
<BR>BenZii.Mercedes!: LORD pleez strike dj
<BR>TokYo. .DJ: BUZZ!
TokYo. .DJ: wut
BenZii.Mercedes!: THANX LORD!
TokYo. .DJ: …
TokYo. .DJ: ummm ok
TokYo. .DJ: u wit a asian guy is slim to non
BenZii.Mercedes!: U A DAMN LIE!!
BenZii.Mercedes!: i got em crawling all over me
TokYo. .DJ: riiiiight
BenZii.Mercedes!: i do
TokYo. .DJ: they only like ur boobs
BenZii.Mercedes!: U A LIE..GO 2 HELL.
BenZii.Mercedes!: YOU only like boobs. i got alota asian friends ok? so get it rite
TokYo. .DJ: friends!
TokYo. .DJ: ‘friends’
TokYo. .DJ: non of em like u like dat xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: 1 does
TokYo. .DJ: 1
BenZii.Mercedes!: AND HOW THA FUCK U GONNA TELL ME WHO LIKE ME OR NOT??? U DONT KNOW MY FIRNDS!! NOR THA PPL I KNOW!!
BenZii.Mercedes!: -__- go fuk urself
TokYo. .DJ: if there like u i dont wanna kno em xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: no they’re not
BenZii.Mercedes!: -__-
TokYo. .DJ: welll still dont wanna kno em
BenZii.Mercedes!: they dont wanna know u either. idgaf
TokYo. .DJ: good xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: good!
TokYo. .DJ: awww its ok benzii ull find luv ‘SOMEDAY’
BenZii.Mercedes!: TOO BAD U WONT
BenZii.Mercedes!: -__-
TokYo. .DJ: i dont need to xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: everybdy does
TokYo. .DJ: umm no u dont kno wut everybody needs
TokYo. .DJ: u can kno everything but yet kno nottin
BenZii.Mercedes!: thats true. but it dont take a genius 2 know everybdy needs love in tha world. -__- duh
TokYo. .DJ: who can luv u
BenZii.Mercedes!: somebody willing 2
TokYo. .DJ: whos willing these days !
BenZii.Mercedes!: thats tha thing…THESE DAYS. -__-
TokYo. .DJ: itz ok
BenZii.Mercedes!: … :(
TokYo. .DJ: wut xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: nothing -__-
TokYo. .DJ: xD
BenZii.Mercedes!: >:(
TokYo. .DJ: lol
BenZii.Mercedes!: u know wat?
TokYo. .DJ: wut
BenZii.Mercedes!: u really pss me off..i cannot stand u. -__-
BenZii.Mercedes!: *piss
TokYo. .DJ: den y do u still talk to me
BenZii.Mercedes!: good question..
TokYo. .DJ: so answer
dj: soo..wuzz upp
benzii : oo! today i went to a chinese buffet..and im stuffed >.< oh, and i tried a raw baby squid too. too spicy for me tho..
dj: ewwww 0.0
benzii: what u mean ew?
dj: u ate a live baby
benzii: wat?! no i didnt! it wasnt live, nor a baby! it was raw squid ARGH..?!?
dj: it was a baby >.<!! u ate himm or herr…evil o.o
benzii: it wasnt a baby!!!!!
dj: blahh o.o that was problly my long lost kuzzo -_-
benzii: CUZZO?! hows that?!
dj: idk us asians have weirdo family ties >.<
benzii: o snap! in that case i had sushi, muscles, soup and alota other stuff
dj: O.O hmm i bet!! should have tried the dragon tail
benzii: i did, but i like the crunchy shrimp better..
dj: you ate grandpa’s tail >.<! FFUUUUU!!
benzii: FFFUUUU!!
(Source: http)
BenZii.Mercedes!: i hate horoscopes :(
tokyo.injection: o.o kuzz they lie
BenZii.Mercedes!: bye
BenZii.Mercedes!: no, cuz they always tell me
BenZii.Mercedes!: good hopefull things that
BenZii.Mercedes!: i look forward to, but they never happen 4 me, they happen 4 every other capricorn in the fucking world
BenZii.Mercedes!: and im so stupid i still read em anyway
BenZii.Mercedes!:
tokyo.injection: o.o itss not reall stop readin dat crapp >.<! be bak ina few hours
BenZii.Mercedes!: im gona go somewhere and cry now, sleep well nite.
BenZii.Mercedes!: ima be gone after tomorrow. i wont b back anytime soon
tokyo.injection: o.o hell u goin
BenZii.Mercedes!: hospital
tokyo.injection: she has to stay in after o.o
BenZii.Mercedes!: ya. for the weekend
BenZii.Mercedes!: <- i am actually sad. :( *crying*
tokyo.injection: awww well ill be for uuu !
BenZii.Mercedes!: no u wont :(
BenZii.Mercedes!: …..
tokyo.injection: ya i will o.o
BenZii.Mercedes!: how do i know ur not jk
BenZii.Merce
i am hooked. came across this guy online..
vibe it out..
4:00] benzii: wtf
[4:00] weezyfuxkinbenz: xD
[4:00] benzii: pc signed me off!
[4:00] benzii: wat is up with your name
[4:00] weezyfuxkinbenz: hey hey check the name x]
[4:01] benzii: I JUS SAID THAT!
[4:01] weezyfuxkinbenz: itz dope huh
[4:01] benzii: supposed to be funny
[4:01] benzii: ?
[4:01] weezyfuxkinbenz: itz like im fcukin you xD
[4:01] weezyfuxkinbenz: fuckin*
[4:01] benzii: which is in your DREAMMZZZ
[4:02] benzii: put that as your tumblr
[4:02] benzii: lol then we can talk about it
[4:02] weezyfuxkinbenz: fuck no =_=
[4:03] benzii: so y put it
[4:03] weezyfuxkinbenz: gahh itz been 23mins i should be sleep x]
[4:03] weezyfuxkinbenz: >.<*
Topic: Enter a topic for your room…
[4:03] benzii: who is stopping u?
[4:04] weezyfuxkinbenz: the racoon at the window
[4:04] benzii: tell him to get you a drink or get lost
[4:05] weezyfuxkinbenz: x.x right well nitee goodd friendddd
[4:05] benzii: x.x
[4:05] benzii: who said i was your friend
[4:05] weezyfuxkinbenz: well nightt stranger who wears wigs n hats over it o.o
[4:06] benzii: goodnite stranger who doesnt physically exist and looks like michale jackson on a good day
[4:06] benzii: o.o
[4:06] weezyfuxkinbenz: =|
[4:06] weezyfuxkinbenz: wtf
[4:07] benzii: idk. lol.
[4:07] benzii: the sun not even up!!
[4:07] weezyfuxkinbenz: u got dam subway worshiper you ant got no excuse
[4:07] benzii: i eat fresh
[4:07] benzii: why u mad
[4:08] weezyfuxkinbenz: o.0 so u sayin imma vampire
[4:08] benzii: sure lets go with that >.>
[4:08] benzii: AND WHAT DID U MEAN “YOURE LAME THAN I THOUGHT” ?!
[4:08] weezyfuxkinbenz: i come in the name of weezy n the power of camden bloods who name you comin in
[4:08] benzii: u thot i was lame?!!?!?!!
[4:09] benzii: i come in peace
[4:09] weezyfuxkinbenz: yess bekuzzz!! u said i was bout to say AHHH lil b =|
[4:09] benzii: thats offensive -_-
[4:09] weezyfuxkinbenz: say i look like MJ is
[4:10] benzii: well i apologize.
[4:10] weezyfuxkinbenz: …… well thank u
[4:10] benzii: you are welcome.
[4:10] weezyfuxkinbenz: thank me later
[4:10] benzii: for what
[4:10] weezyfuxkinbenz: buyin u a nu wig =|
[4:11] benzii: i plan on gettin out of this wig when i get hair color again..i hate my natural hair color
[4:11] benzii: trust me. i dont enjoy this…i would get a weave if it was that BAD
[4:11] weezyfuxkinbenz: uoooo x.x
[4:12] benzii: watchu mean
[4:12] weezyfuxkinbenz: 32mins have past
[4:12] benzii: why are u tellin me the time. i got a clock
[4:12] benzii: damn
[4:13] weezyfuxkinbenz: shut yo got dam ass up den
[4:13] benzii: FUCK U YO DAMN ASS tellin me!! hell. i know
[4:13] weezyfuxkinbenz: 62 days left until free weezy x.x
[4:14] benzii: yea i got the app countdown on my calendar
[4:15] benzii: lol
[4:15] weezyfuxkinbenz: ooo well good you >.O niteeee
[4:15] benzii: noo!
[4:15] weezyfuxkinbenz: FFFUUUU >:O!
[4:16] benzii: what are u doing
[4:16] weezyfuxkinbenz: add 5 x 2 n ill get 4
[4:16] benzii: u get 10
[4:16] weezyfuxkinbenz: i get 4 !! O.O
[4:16] benzii: but i believe u in another galaxy
[4:16] weezyfuxkinbenz: connect 4 HAHAHAH!
[4:17] weezyfuxkinbenz: tell big foot i want my chips wit DIP!
[4:17] benzii: who is big foot
[4:17] weezyfuxkinbenz: u kno the big hairy nigga dat be runin aroud the forest n shit
[4:17] benzii: yeah but where he come in
[4:18] benzii: ?
[4:18] weezyfuxkinbenz: x.x stop askin questions n just do it
[4:18] benzii: *yells* ayo scratchy! bring the cheezbowl!
[4:19] weezyfuxkinbenz: x.x well im gonna lett u finish ur work n yaa u kno hop in to bed >.>
[4:20] weezyfuxkinbenz: -sneaks outa room
[4:20] weezyfuxkinbenz: fuckk she saw us!
[4:20] benzii: I SEE YOUUU
[4:20] benzii: WHO IS “WE” *flame on!*
[4:20] benzii: %__%
[4:20] weezyfuxkinbenz: dj n weezy >.<
[4:20] benzii: -_- oh, you two. go to bed.
[4:21] weezyfuxkinbenz: why o.o
[4:21] weezyfuxkinbenz: xD
[4:21] benzii: u just said u were going to beddddd!!
[4:21] benzii: GRRR! i swear im gonna choke u if i see u
[4:21] weezyfuxkinbenz: thats y we shouldnt meet O.O
[4:21] weezyfuxkinbenz: threats!
[4:22] benzii: lol thats more of a reason why it should happen
[4:22] weezyfuxkinbenz: ooo you like to be choked ;]
[4:23] benzii: plus we’ve been wastin 3 years of our lives sittin @ a pc
[4:23] weezyfuxkinbenz: dont be lookin at my dam messages like dat o.0
[4:23] benzii: -_- for no reason
[4:23] benzii: nig! u aint special
[4:23] weezyfuxkinbenz: ooo i ant huh O.O!
[4:23] weezyfuxkinbenz: fuck yo car nigggaa!
[4:23] benzii: fuck yo car ninja!
[4:24] benzii: AND U THE ONE LIKE TO BE CHOKED!!
[4:24] weezyfuxkinbenz: ya i like when u choke my chicen
[4:24] weezyfuxkinbenz: chicken
[4:25] benzii: yeah wit a hammer
[4:25] benzii: i get it in. lol
[4:25] weezyfuxkinbenz: u kno you want my baby xD
[4:26] benzii: yeah you right i do….they need that hair and those eyes..
[4:26] weezyfuxkinbenz: =| fucking user
[4:26] benzii: WAIT u want my baby..watchu talking about???
[4:27] weezyfuxkinbenz: uuuuuuu
[4:27] benzii: hmmm…definately those eyes *stares at your face* =_=
[4:27] benzii: meeee?
[4:27] weezyfuxkinbenz: u ant gettin nottin kuzz it ant gonna happen -_-
[4:29] benzii: yes it is..were still in denial stages
[4:29] weezyfuxkinbenz: ummm no nite
[4:30] benzii: mhm ..denial. its ok tho. nite
[4:31] benzii: im savin this convo btw. haha xD
[4:34] weezyfuxkinbenz: u do that
[4:35] benzii: i am. tellin everybody u want my babies…lol squirrell
[4:35] weezyfuxkinbenz: they wont kno itz me x]
[4:36] benzii: yeah they will
[4:36] benzii: they would be a nice beige tan color…with eyes and flowing hair
[4:37] benzii: and tall…[get that 4rm their momz] xD and beautiful smile…straight teeth
Up remix
Submitted bywhenigethomeyouresodead
i downloaded this last year..i love the movie and song. <3